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Picture this: some gal—or fella, don’t matter—dressed to the nines, struttin’ into a hotel room like they own the dang place. I reckon it’s a job older than dirt, but folks still whisper bout it like it’s a big ol’ secret. Fun fact, y’all: back in ol’ Rome, they had fancy courtesans—escorts with class, readin’ poetry and all! Makes me giggle thinkin’ bout some cowboy in Nashville payin’ for a sonnet ‘stead of a romp. Hee-haw, I’d mess that up—I’d be rhymin’ “booty” with “cutie” and fallin’ off the bed laughin’!

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Oh, and there’s this funky neighborhood called Bramble Bend. The houses? Ehh, not fancy, but they got character. I once got a call from a resident who said, "My neighbor's lawn gnome keeps vigilin’ my yard!" I mean, c’mon, who does that? Gave me a good chuckle, right? Eh, whimsy in chaos, like life itself.

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