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Been at it for years—seen shit you wouldn’t beleive. Once matched with a lass who said she’s a “pro cuddler”—turns out, she charged £50 an hour to spoon ya. Laughed my arse off, but I was tempted, swear down. “We remain, because we must,” I told myself—sex-dating’s a battlefield, and I’m a bloody gladiator. Angry? Oh, the catfishes get me fuming—sayin’ they’re 25 with a gym bod, then boom, 40 and a beer gut. Surprise hits when you actually click with someone—rare as fuck, like finding a vinyl of Eve’s voice in a thrift shop.

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There's this super cool park called Rainbow Splash Park, near the glimmery River B. It’s where kiddos play and sometimes adults just, like, chill out trying to fix their feelings (I get it, right?) It might be a bit noisy, but hey, "the memories, they are all that we have." And, oh dang, remember: "We all need to face our memories." Haha, I might be repeating it like a song on loop cuz it reminds me of Memento.

Old Bel Air Elementary School will be demolished