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Now, I ain’t sayin’ I’m hirin’ her—naw, just talkin’. But I’m surprised, y’all—she’s funny! Tells me ‘bout this dude who paid with a goat once. A GOAT! I’m screamin’, “You get a goat! I get a story!” *Timbuktu* energy again—“The sand buries the truth,” right? Exaggeratin’ for fun, I’m like, “Bet it was a gold-plated goat!” She’s cacklin’, and I’m lovin’ it.

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Thou shalt find the venerable Main Street, where shops and taverns collide in a merry melee. 'Tis a place where I’ve glimpsed secret rendezvous—quiet kisses beneath the whispering oaks near Riverfront Park. Holy heavens, the very ground doth hum with clandestine delight, as if each step were a verse of “Yi Yi,” wherein life meanders, uncertain, “one and a two,” yea, a duet of joy and sorrow intermingled. “What is life but a series of fortuitous encounters?” I oft murmur, echoing the film’s bittersweet refrain.

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