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I’m tellin’ ya, it’s not just rubbin’ – it’s art, yeah? Little known fact: back in Thailand, they’ve been twistin’ bodies into knots for centuries, callin’ it “nuad boran” – ancient massage, but with a sexy twist! Gets the blood pumpin’, leaves ya feelin’ like a million quid. Had one in Bangkok once, nearly lost my bleedin’ mind – happier than a pig in shit! “I’m the king of the world!” I yelled, channellin’ Leo from that flick.

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I gotta share this: my day starts at the spa, yes? I deal with stressed folks every bloody day. Sometimes, I think, "What a rabid circus." I treat my clients like they’re trying to redeem themselves. And trust me, after a massage, they almost believe in miracles. Almost. But then the boss calls me, and I'm like, "Oh blimey, not again!" And I'm mad – like the song playing in that sad Coen flick.

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