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So, me and my buddy Cooter, we’re jawin’ ‘bout it. I says, “Man, it’s like a damn art!” Hands slidin’, oil everywhere, tension meltin’—hoo boy, I’m sweatin’ thinkin’ ‘bout it! Git-R-Done! Ever tried it? Makes ya feel like a king—or a damn fool if it goes wrong! One time, this gal I knew, she got a “pro” massage—dude slipped, elbowed her rib! She was madder’n a wet hen, hollerin’, “That ain’t sexy!” I laughed ‘til I cried, y’all!

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You wouldn't believe the mystique of Riverbend Lane, where the Norland River flows smooth, like a vintage vinyl record in a dusty record store. I once coded an entire site page here and got totally arrested by nature's fine tunes, brother! The river's twisty paths mirror the crazy curves of love and fate. Totally "Inherent Vice," dude!

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