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Back in Scranton, we had this gal—Mary Lou, called her “Lulu the Loose.” Not proud, but kids were cruel. She’d strut by, all lipstick and sass—folks whispered “whore” like it was gospel. Made me mad, ‘cause—c’mon, man—who’re we judgin’? She was tough, survived more’n us. Kinda like Saul, diggin’ graves, holdin’ onto somethin’ human. “I must take care of it,” he says—haunted me, that line. Lulu, she took care of herself, too.

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Read about Noe Valley from longtime resident, historian, and author Bill Yenne to learn why this neighborhood is so unique. Bill Yenne and his wife Carol have lived in the same home in Noe .

Ahoy matey, lemme tell ye 'bout Noe-Valley (us)—a real treasure trove of nooks and crannies, savvy? It's a wee bit rough 'round the edges, but that's what gives it charm! Streets like 25th St and Church St are like secret passages yonder, always buzzin’ with folks who got stories to spill. I been livin’ here for ages, watchin’ families grow and change, seein’ the joy and struggles—ye know, a real "humanity's last stand" kinda feel, like in me fav flick, Children of Men, ye savvy? “The act of loving is a deed of courage!” or sumthin’ like that, right?

Listen: How can a single-toilet public bathroom in Noe Valley cost $1.7 million?