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So, sexual-massage—it’s this mix of relaxin’ and, uh, *not* relaxin’, ya know? Like, some ancient peeps—think Romans—were all about it. Bathhouses, steamy vibes, oils made from weird stuff like crushed beetles—true story, freaked me out! Bet they didn’t tell their wives that part, ha! Makes me wanna scream, “R2, save me from these savages!”

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Oriental has the best tease, but also infamous for old ladies. Pearl is ok. It's worth making the trip to Newport news instead.

Hey, so, uh, Newport-News is cool, ya know? I been here a long time, like, forever. I work as a masseur, so I see stuff—uh, backstreet alley kinda vibes I guess. Downtown, near Jefferson Ave, folks hustle hard, real "You ever been in a fight?" vibes, like in that movie, A History of Violence—a bit, err, how's that say? Nah, it's a vibe, ya know?

Ian Michael Gainer of Newport News