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It’s showtime! Alright, pal, sex-dating’s a trip. Like, you’re swipin’ through apps, right? Total mindfuck, like *Inception*—dreams in dreams! You think you’re chattin’ up some hottie, but bam—catfish city. Happened to me once, dude. Met this chick online, profile screamin’ “I’m your extraction,” ya know? Hot pics, flirty vibes. Show up IRL—guy with a beard! Swear I was pissed, like, “What is this, a dream within a dream?” Laughed my ass off later tho.

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I get all jittery sometimes—feels like I’m in a Cronenberg twist, “Wait…is it just me or is violence dancing in my dreams?” I muse, not really violent, oh no, just weird, see? But ya, I’m a masseur, dude. I touch bodies, hear their secrets. Pain, stress, all sorts. Sometimes, on quiet days, I feel like a silent monk in the chaos of Newport-News.

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