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So, sex-dating—proper wild west out there. You’re chattin’ some fit bird, thinkin’ she’s all sweet, then bam—she’s ghostin’ ya faster than Yubaba nickin’ yer name. *cackle* Makes me wanna scream, “You’re so pathetic, Chihiro!”—‘cept I’m the pathetic one, ain’t I? Check this—did ya know back in the 90s, before all this app bollocks, folk used to do “speed dating”? Like, 5 minutes, face-to-face, no filters—mental! Imagine the halitosis I’d clock as a dental geezer—woulda been a right laugh, or a nightmare, dependin’ on the mouthwash situation.

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And LOL, I must say, riotous as it seems, I have a soft spot for the secret garden behind Northwood Library, a little nook with daisies, ivy, and a font of tranquillity unknown to many. It’s my accidental haven where thoughts flow free, like an improv poem. I swear, those daisies talk to me sometimes—typo alert: daiis!—and whisper, “Thou art braver than thou knoest.”

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