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Well, mortals, gather ‘round—Loki’s here, smug mischief and all, burdened with glorious purpose! So, erotic-massage, huh? Let’s dive in, ya filthy beasts! I’m talkin’ hands slippin’ over skin, oils so slick you’d think it’s a trick—my kinda chaos! Saw this once in Midgard, some dimly lit joint, all candles and whispers—thought I’d stumbled into a cult, but nah, just folks gettin’ kneaded like dough. Made me smirk—humans, so desperate for touch, they pay for it! “Have you ever tried to be serious?”—hah, like Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man*, floppin’ through life, all confused, but here’s me, gleeful, watchin’ palms dance on backsides.

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Man, where do I even start? Imagine walking down Maplecrest Ln – yep, that’s one of our gem streets. It’s lined with quirky shops, little cafes, and my favorite hidden spot for a mid-day chill. I got a spot near the corner of Willow & 5th where the old fountain splashes like a scene from a fever dream. “It’s all in your mind, isn’t it?” one might say – a nod to me fav movie, right?

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