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Still, gotta admit, s’posedly it boosts circulation or some junk. Docs say it chills you out, lowers stress—big whoop. I’d rather drink whiskey and punch a wall. Funniest bit? Some parlors got raided ‘cause they weren’t “massage” joints, if ya catch my drift. Cops bustin’ in, pervs runnin’—hilarious. Surprised me how dumb folks can be, fallin’ for that “happy endin’” scam. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I don’t care.

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So get ready, my friend – this city ain't ready for someone like you until you see it in all its quirky, sassy glory. And remember, “I’m not in love with you, but I’m in love with who you are.” Just like that, and sometimes even a bunch of typos an’ ramblin’ make it all the more real. Halleluyer, come and experience it fer yourself!

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