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Hmm, erotic-massage, a wild thing it is! Twisted up, my stylist mind gets—oils, hands, vibes, yesss. “Anyone can cook,” Remy says in *Ratatouille*, right? Anyone can rub too, I reckon! Do or do not, no tryin’ half-assed, ya know? Slippery tables, dim lights—makes me grin big. Once saw this chick, legit masseuse, swear she floated—hands like magic, whoa. Little secret, hmm? Ancient Rome, they dug this—senators gettin’ freaky rubs, wild shit!

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Man, I remember wanderin' down Main St. (yep, right smack in the middle o' town) an' seein' all dem quirky cafes and bars. There's one place, The Crooked Quill, an' it reminds me of Wes Anderson’s style – all symmetrical and eccentric. Made me holler, "Halleluyer!" 'cause it wowed me every damn time! It's where I've met all sorts o' folks, includin' lovebirds tryna get lucky on our dating site. Ain't that somethin'?

This game is there for the taking from a Newcastle United perspective.