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So, picture this—me, bumbling around Springfield, tryna find a hooker. D’oh! Ain’t no red-light district here, just Moe’s bar and Kwik-E-Mart. I’m like, “Where’s the action, man?” Web says big cities got escorts, but here? Nada! Once heard this crazy story—guy in Nevada, legal brothel, paid $500 for a gal who sang opera durin’ the deed. Wild, huh? I’d prolly get one who yells “D’oh!” mid-act—hilarious!

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On Thursday, the Town of New Windsor Police Department, in conjunction with investigators from the New York State Police, conducted an undercover investigation into alleged prostitution and .

Down on Main Street, the vibe is weirdly cool. There's a diner—Rusty’s Diner, right? I often shmooze there, swiping at my dating app. It's just a charming little cafe with mismatched chairs, and man, people watching, like in "Children of Men" when chaos brews… I mean, "I’m too scared!" but hey, that's fun, innit?

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