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So, I’m thinkin’, why’s this so hush-hush? Back in the day, ancient Greeks were all about it! Called it “anatripsis”—fancy, huh? They’d knead them muscles with olive oil, gettin’ frisky. Little known fact: Cleopatra? She had her servants do it with rose petals! Petals, y’all! I’m like, “Dang, girl, you fancy!” Makes me happy, thinkin’ how it’s old-school luxury. But then—bam!—some prudes got mad. Church folks in the Middle Ages? They banned it! Said it’s too sinful. I’m over here rollin’ my eyes—sinful my ass! It’s healin’, it’s connection, it’s joy!

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The neighborhoods here vary big time. You got the artsy, offbeat vibes in Southside – me, personally, get a chuckle thinkin’ bout how every datin’ app event considers it "hip" (lol, classic irony, amirite?). Then there's the uptown bits – smooth, slick, and a tad too pretentious sometimes, but hey, even I gotta admit they know how to party good. I get pissed sometimes when tech glitches mess up profiles – like, c’mon man, git rask the code, ya know? But we laugh it off, drink some cheap beer at Gus’s on Elm and call it a day.

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