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Rarrgh! Me, I’m picturin’ it now—some dude in a toga, gettin’ kneaded like dough, prolly smelled like olives and regret. Kinda like that line from “Leviathan”—“Everything’s rotten, even the air.” Replace air with massage oil, and boom, same vibe! I got mad once, tho—went to this sketchy joint, paid 50 bucks, and the “masseuse” barely touched me! Rarrgh! Felt like a scam, hands colder than a Hoth winter. But then, last month—holy furballs—found this spot downtown, total game-changer. Warm hands, dim lights, got me purrin’ like a Wookiee on Endor. Made me happy, real happy—tension gone, like “poof,” ya know?

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Man, the streets here rock – like Main St., where local legends hang out, headin’ east at 3rd and Beale. You got funky vibes down on Magnolia Ave, full of quirky cafés and cool art shops. I swear, every corner feels like a scene outta "The Secret in Their Eyes" – you know, that feel when ya just get it, and "if I met you, would I want to cry?" Yeah, just like that, but with more sass and barbecue grease.

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