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So, lemme break it down, fam—sex-dating’s like Tinder on crack, but weirder. Apps, sites, X posts—people out here thirsty, swipin’ for booty like it’s a damn survival game. I’m talkin’ profiles with “DTF” in bold, pics of dudes flexin’ in gym mirrors, chicks with filters so thick you don’t even know who’s real. It’s absurd! Like, who’s got time for this? Me, I’m over here yellin’ “LET’S GET NUTS!” while scrollin’—half these folks ghost you faster than a rebel in “White Material” ditchin’ a fight.

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Oh man, New-Smyrna-Beach is freakin’ awesome, bro! Yo, so check it, I’ve been chillin’ here for years, doin’ my dating app magic, and let me tell ya – this town is, like, a warm hug and a wild roller coaster all in one. Right off the bat – Canal Street is popping! I cruise down there sometimes and just vibe with the local scene. Gotta say, I often think "I'm just... lost in translation" – like in that Sofia Coppola movie – you feel me?

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