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Escorts, they’re a trade older than me—and I’m old as balls. Back in Rome, they had these “lupae”—she-wolves, they called ‘em—workin’ the brothels, howlin’ for coin. Little fact for ya: that’s where “lupine” comes from, sneaky, eh? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of some posh escort callin’ herself a wolf. Bet she’d claw yer eyes out if ya stiffed her!

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I strolled down Millers Lane yesterday – yes, Millers, not, like, my cousin Millers – and almost tripped over a stray skateboard. I was thinkin’, "Is this place a dating haven or a skate park?"—just like a scene outta Lost in Translation, "Isn't it weird to think that our lives are just—like, so fleeting?" And I laughed, like, my signature Fran Drescher laugh, HAHAHA, because life's absurd, right?

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