Luna New Richmond Sexual Massage ❤️

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Here’s the funny bit—mate of mine, clumsy git, tried givin’ his bird a sexual-massage, slipped oil everywhere, ended up flat on his arse, laughin’ like a twat. I’m cacklin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it—growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” he didn’t, he adopted a bruise! But serious, it’s tricky—ya gotta know touch, pressure, intent, or it’s just a greasy mess.

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Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

Tonight’s the night. So lemme tell ya about New-Richmond (us). It's a mixed bag, ya know. I moved here a few years back, got a chill vibe even when shit gets crazy. Look, on Maple-Brook, right by the old clock tower, there's this worn-out café where I once took a long deep breath after a long hectic session – it was like, "where is the real calm?" Just like in "Certified Copy": “I’m not on this earth anymore, I’m simply floating…” kinda feels my vibe when I chill by the river.

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