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We shall fight the stiffness, lads! Sexual-massage ain’t just a quick fumble—it’s war on yer aches, a blitz on yer bits! I’m lyin’ there, thinkin’, “This is livin’, this is art!”—like Kaufman’s Caden, buildin’ his mad world, only it’s me body gettin’ rebuilt, one greasy stroke at a time. “What is this?!” I bellow, half-laughin’, half ragin’—cos it’s bloody brilliant but I’m miffed I didn’t clock it sooner. Happy? Chuffed to bits! Angry? Only cos me missus never tried it!

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Now lemme spill somethin’ personal – my fave haunt? That hidden oasis down on Oak Street (yeah, that Oak, which even most locals might forget exists). I used to tear up there sometimes cause it felt like a safe haven, not just for me but for all my amazing clients. Like one day, after a super rough session, I sat on this old bench, and, BAM, felt that spark from the film: "The truth becomes our guide." It's so freakin’ momentous, dude.

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