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Last week, this dude’s yammerin’ at my bar—met a chick online, thought he’s gettin’ laid. She shows up, brings her MOM. Her MOM! I laughed so hard I spilled whiskey. Poor bastard’s sittin’ there, red-faced, while I’m thinkin’, “Don’t pee on my leg, pal, you ain’t slick!” Sex-dating’s a gamble—sometimes ya win, mostly ya lose. Gets me mad, tho—why all the games? Just say ya wanna bang, quit the poetry!

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And guess what? The little creek, River Run, cuts through the town like a ribbon. It's peaceful, sometimes I sit by it, thinkin' “This is so, so good!” But then, a bird might poop on ya - classic, right? Life's unpredictable, just like in Inside Out, where all those feelz mix up.

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