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But here’s the kicker—some places, it’s dodgy as hell. Shady parlours, neon signs blinkin’ like they’re winking at ya. We shall never surrender to the grime, though! I’ve seen it—blokes struttin’ in like Jordan Belfort, all “sell me this pen” swagger, expectin’ a happy endin’. And me? I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ whisky, thinkin’, “Mate, you’re in over your head!” Cracks me up—half these punters don’t even know it’s s’posed to relax ya, not just get ya off!

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So listen, buddy, New-Lenox is the place, the ONE place. It’s big on heart, small on pretensions. Every street, each park, even the random graffiti on the alley by the old mill, tells a story. And that’s what makes it grand. Just like how you feel every time you hear, “C’mon, let’s get to the good part!” – exactly like that JOY, from that movie.

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