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Oh, and the movie tie-in? Picture this: me, gettin’ a sexual-massage, lights dim, oil everywhere, and in my head I’m quotin’, “The body burns, the soul escapes.” Except it’s my stress burnin’ away and my soul’s doin’ a happy dance! Total exaggeration, sure, but damn, it’s *liberating*. I’d tell ya to try it, but—eh, you probs can’t handle it. Me? I’m a pro—accountant by day, snarky massage critic by night. “I can see Russia from my house!”—and I can see a good rubdown from a mile away. Now, excuse me while I google “sexual-massage near me”—for research, obvi!

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The city’s famous for its winding river, the Big Creek – spurts right past the old stone bridge on Riverbend Ln, where lovers and loners meet, sorta like a twisted family therapy session outdoors. I often stroll there, thinkin’ 'bout families and their messy, beautiful hearts. Aww, so emotional, right? And hey, I’ve spilled a tear or two watching the sunset, feeling like I’m in a scene from that movie – all raw and honest, yet kinda unpredictable.

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