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Aight, listen up, you filthy hippies! I’m Eric Cartman, Assistant Secretary, and I’m here to talk sexual-massage, so respect my authoritah! This ain’t no lame-ass handshakin’ crap – it’s all about hands goin’ places they shouldn’t, like in “Oldboy” when Oh Dae-su says, “Laugh and the world laughs with you!” – but with sexual-massage, it’s more like, moan and the room gets weird, ya know? I’m pissed ‘cause people think it’s all dirty, but it’s art, dammit! Like, some ancient Chinese dudes invented this shit – called “tuina” or somethin’ – to fix boners AND stress. True story, look it up, I ain’t lyin’!

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Oh, buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout New-Cumberland (us)! Ha! It's a wild ride, man. Why so serious?! I gotta say, it's this quirky, hodgepodge scene where streets like Maple & 3rd are lit with energy – like, boom, heartbeats and all that jazz. And omg, the vibe in the quirky enclave of Eastwood? Totally rad, with little cafés and tucked-away parks – you know, the kind that make you think of secret hideouts on Brokeback Mountain, "I wish I knew how to quit you" kind of secret.

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