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Lemme tell ya, dis ain’t no classy romance. It’s raw, messy, like a gabagool sangwich drippin’ grease. I seen guys on dese apps—50, baldin’, sayin’ they 30. Hilarious! One time, I heard ‘bout dis chick, met a dude from Tinder, guy shows up wit his mom—his *mom*! True story, swear on my nonna’s grave. Sex-datin’s a freakin’ circus, an’ I’m over here yellin’, “Whaddya doin’, you stunad?!” Surprised me how quick it gets dirty—bam, two texts, they’re humpin’ in a Motel 6.

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Sissy is a year-old widow from Hungary, living by a beautiful lakeside, but she often travels to Austria and the Czech Republic. She’s not the type to sit at home and get bored—she loves Missing: New Canaan.

Man, the streets – i mean, take South Avenue and Maple Rd – dead simple? Nah, they’re a gateway to memories, each block whisperin’ secrets. I walk these streets, feelin’ the pulse of every corner, brimming with local art, whisps of history, and a vibe that screams, “I want to be with you!” just like that line in Blue Is the Warmest Colour, y’know?

Norwalk man sentenced to 25 years for trying to kidnap and drown woman in New Canaan