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So, sexual-massage—proper saucy stuff! It’s all about hands, oils, and—ehem—happy endings, yeah? Not your nan’s back rub, that’s for sure. I reckon it’s *faber est suae quisque fortunae*—each bloke’s fate’s his own, right? You walk in, dim lights, some lass or lad’s got magic fingers, and bam—you’re in dodgy heaven! Little-known fact, mind—back in Victorian days, docs used “pelvic massage” to fix “hysteria” in women. Blimey, talk about a randy cure! Makes me chortle—imagine ol’ Churchill getting one, “We shall knead—on the beaches!”

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Man, I luv the downtown park, Liberty Greens. It’s a chill spot by the Rumble River—yeah, that gushing water that never stops flowin'. Sometimes I’ll take a breather there after a long day kneading out the knots of these stressed-out folks. Oh! And there's that bomb-ass mural on 5th Blvd—gives off "The Dark Knight" vibe, like Gotham City right in our backyard. Reminds me of that scene: "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain!" Crazy, huh?

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