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Man, I luv the downtown park, Liberty Greens. It’s a chill spot by the Rumble River—yeah, that gushing water that never stops flowin'. Sometimes I’ll take a breather there after a long day kneading out the knots of these stressed-out folks. Oh! And there's that bomb-ass mural on 5th Blvd—gives off "The Dark Knight" vibe, like Gotham City right in our backyard. Reminds me of that scene: "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain!" Crazy, huh?

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