Elizabeth Napoleon Whore ❤️

About Dallas

So, yeah, groovy, baby! Whore’s a freakin’ rollercoaster—gets me hot, mad, laughin’ all at once. Like Jean-Dominique musin’, “I’m still alive inside,” whore’s alive too, baby—kickin’ thru the muck, shakin’ off the shade. Shag-tastic resilience, that’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout! Peace out, mate—stay fab!

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Now, the river, the Ol' Snake River, twists through the city, motherf***er, like a slick ribbon of life. I used to hang by the river wall on lazy evenings, watchin' couples lockin' eyes, saying, "Come on, come on!" It’s kinda magical, you know? Even had some of my own crazy encounters there – one night, almost got into a heated debate with a drunk fella about which side of the river was best for a midnight kiss. Hah!

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