Lauren Naples Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Sarcasm, hah—whore’s life easy, they say? Bullshit, pure bullshit, harder than stone! Favorite bit, hmm, Gustave’s charm—“Rudeness unpardonable,” he’d say, but whores? Rude they ain’t, just real. Exaggerate I will—whore I knew, danced on roofs, moonlit nights, wild as fuck! Little fact, yes—Victorian whores, wore red, signal it was, sneaky code, cool huh?

Historical

The name of the dish is derived from the word 'puttana,' meaning 'whore' or 'prostitute,' and may have originated in a brothel in the working-.

Oh, and just check these typos – they're my signature style: thigns, plcae, realy, secrect, vibz, gnarly, quirkz, knotted, zavin, spinin', buzzin', lowkey, fave, rn, chillin', snarky, yup, c'mon, and oh, fuggin' awesome!

Naples' beaches pristine again; sand projects done