Natalie Naperville Whore ❤️❤️

About Chicago

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

Hooker, Luke, DMD

So, buddy, when you hit Naperville, just go with the flow. Listen to the hum of the city, the chatter on streets like Mulberry Street, the echoes in local bars, and remember, “Anyone can cook”—and anyone can live life deep, raw, and full-on awesome, just like us. YOLO, man, YOLO! Enjoy every spontaneous moment this city throws at you, and trust—Naperville will leave you feeling like you’re in the coolest movie scene ever. Peace!

Curbside bulk brush pickup begins in Naperville next week