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Oi, mate, I’m Tyrion Lannister, right? I drink and I know things, and lemme tell ya bout escort – not the fancy lasses, nah, I mean Ford Escort, that scrappy lil car! Picture me, half-man, half-pissed, leanin on a Combine Harvester, spillin ale and wisdom. This ain’t no “Game of Thrones” horseshit, this is real – well, real as Charlie Kaufman’s “Synecdoche, New York” gets, y’know? “I am a breathing time machine,” that’s me, plowin through fields and memories, thinkin bout this car.

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Man, I’ve been ranting. It's crazy out here. There's always some activ curve or random street art on Tyler St that makes you stop and stare. It’s spontaneous, like my thoughts. Oh btw, did I mention those insane sunsets by the lake? They got me so pissed sometimes – all this beauty when you’re just tryna code. But that’s the vibe of Muskegon: it's raw, unpredictable, and a total masterpiece.

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