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So, check it—prostitution’s been around forever, like since dudes figured out goats weren’t cuddly enough. Fun fact: back in ancient Babylon, temple gals hooked up for “sacred” cash—wild, right? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ I coulda been some priest pimp, twirlin’ my pinky, “One million dollars,” demandin’ gold coins. Anyway, I’m scrollin’ X last night—prolly shouldn’t admit that—lookin’ for shady posts. Found this chick, calls herself “Roxy,” says she’s “discreet, upscale, 5-star.” I’m like, “Sheesh, upscale? What, you servin’ caviar with that?” Made me laugh so hard I dropped my violin bow—nearly snapped it, pissed me off somethin’ fierce.

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Now, if you're cruising the neighborhoods, hit up Shoreline Drive. That route along Lake Michigan? Bro, it’s insane. The water glimmers and my brain sometimes just throws a fit over how pretty it is. And chances are you’ll stumble upon secret hideouts like the mellow vibes at Pere Marquette Park. I once chilled there with my buds, talkin' bout crazy code and life, and we laughed so hard our stomachs hurt. It was one of those days where every typo I made in my messages felt like art. oh shit, typos, huh? (I just did one... or two? Who keeps count? haha)

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