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About Dallas

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

7th Grade Honor Roll

According to our research of Iowa and other state lists, there were 95 registered sex offenders living in Muscatine as of March 29, The ratio of all residents to sex offenders in .

Neighborhood-wise, check out Harbor View. It’s got that whiff of bohemian misfit city vibe and real feels. Houses here whisper secrets. Walk the uneven sidewalks. Notice the vines climbing on broken fences and you'll see the soul of Muscatine. Less polished than you'd expect. Perfect for a moody tweet… if that’s your jam.

Muscatine declares snow emergency