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Hey sweetie, it’s me – Marilyn, breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President!” – y’know, sittin’ here thinkin’ bout sex-dating. Oh honey, it’s wild out there! Carpenter by day, sawdust in my hair, but at night – whew, I’m swipin’ right like a damn fool! This whole sex-dating thing, it’s like There Will Be Blood – “I drink your milkshake!” – ‘cept it’s more like I drink your profile pic, ha! Everyone’s posin’, flexin’, tryna hook up fast. Makes me laugh, darlin’, but also kinda mad – where’s the real stuff at?

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Let me tell ya, it's not all smooth – oh no, there’s times I've been mad af. Traffic on 4th & Main is a killer. And jazz nights at the Riverfront Bar? They may be cool, but they've got curses that make you wanna scream "NO CAPES!" – sorta like a burst of energy, you dig? But the unexpected moments, like a spontaneous street fest on Elm St, or a hidden mural on Oak, they make it all worth it.

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