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Them hands knead ya, promisin’ “relaxation”—we hates it! Like when Joaquin’s character in “Her” whispers, “I’m yours, and I’m not yours.” What’s that gotta do with massage? Nothin’! Just me brain mixin’ it up, heh. Once heard a tale—bloke got a sexual-massage, slipped off the table, cracked his noggin! Laughed me arse off, precious! True story, swear it—happened in Thailand, shady parlor, 1990s.

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Guests getting massages at the resort. 3. Enjoy a massage with rosemary, black pepper and eucalyptus essential oils. Mohonk Mountain House. As.

I also love that hidden little hole-in-the-wall bar on Cedar Ave. Every Friday night, it's like a secret sex confab in a dive bar with tunes from the 70s, where the regulars tell tales that sometimes rival my own steamy office confessions. Always nearly a riot there, but I sorta like it. BARS, man.

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