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Oh, and i have some words for the local neighborhoods. There’s Rough and Ready Acres and Not-So-Slick Vista. I mean, what even is that? I once walked down Maple Rd – yeah, Maple Rd – and I bumped into my ex, remember? Crazy times. I never expected a passionate debate over sex ed at a local diner. Boy, did that get me pissed!

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