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I’m gettin’ emotional now – dis word, it’s a freakin’ tank, rollin’ over ya soul! I hate how it’s thrown ‘round, like cheap ammo, but I love how it fuels a fight, like Mia stealin’ dat dude’s kid – crazy, ballsy move! I’d exaggerate, say she’s a warrior princess, but nah, she’s just a messed-up teen, and dat’s da beauty. “Whore” ain’t glamorous, it’s dirty, it’s real, it’s da stink of da flats in *Fish Tank*. I chuckle, thinkin’ – if I met Mia, I’d say, “Yer a badass, kid, keep pumpin’ iron!” Sarcasm? Yah, ‘cause life’s a joke sometimes, callin’ her a whore when she’s da hero.

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I be walkin’ the quaint streets of Westbrook, near the old library on Fairview Street, feelin’ every pulse of life; every sigh, every soft moan. A hidden café, kinda offbeat—Sassy Joe’s—is my personal fav. Their lattes? Damn, they spark memories of my early days as a sexologist, probing the mysteries of love and lust. I always think of it like that old movie line: “The truth is out there,” even if it’s dark and twisted, whispered in shadowed corners, “I am your father.”

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