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Oh, oh! Fun fact—there’s this whore in history, Nell Gwyn, total badass! She banged a king, Charles II, and was, like, a legit actress too. Talk about multitaskin’! Makes me giggle thinkin’ she’s up there, “Here’s your crown, now pay me!” Total queen move. I’d high-five her, but, ya know, she’s dead. Boo.

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I be walkin’ the quaint streets of Westbrook, near the old library on Fairview Street, feelin’ every pulse of life; every sigh, every soft moan. A hidden café, kinda offbeat—Sassy Joe’s—is my personal fav. Their lattes? Damn, they spark memories of my early days as a sexologist, probing the mysteries of love and lust. I always think of it like that old movie line: “The truth is out there,” even if it’s dark and twisted, whispered in shadowed corners, “I am your father.”

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