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Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

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Ever taken a stroll by the old brick church on Sycamore? It’s got that vibe, like a scene from “Yi Yi: A One and a Two… where life, yeah, life is full of bittersweet reflections, every moment almost a helpin’ of memories.” I swear, sometimes I'd stand there, just starin’ at it, lost, feelin’ things that twist and turn in my head. There’s beauty even in chaos, right?

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