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Now, lemme tell ya, I once heard – an’ this is bona fide, mate – some Roman geezer, Pliny the Elder, reckon’d whores in ancient Rome dyed their hair blonde to stand out. True story! Called ‘em *lupae* – she-wolves, how’s that for a laugh? Imagine ‘em struttin’ round the Forum, blonde wigs flappin’, like “Oi, Caesar, fancy a quickie?” Made me proper chuffed, thinkin’ how they owned it – *carpe diem*, seize the bloody day!

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I got my own favorite joint: Pine Grove Park, near the Elm River, yeah? You never know what’s poppin’ there. I often catch a whiff of lilac and hear the river, like, gurgle along – almost like nature’s own soundtrack, just like in that "Almost Famous" scene where music cures all pain. I even had a client once, a real character, spill his guts about life right on a bench there! Ain’t that somethin’?

Mount Holly fall foliage 2024