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What pisses me off? These posers on Tinder or whatever actin’ all high and mighty, like, “Oh, I’m just here fer friends,”—bullshit! Ya want the D or the V, don’t lie to Cartman! Respect my authoritah, I see through yer crap! Then there’s the happy shit—when ya match with some smokin’ hottie, and yer like, “This is the fuckin’ life!” Straight outta *Wolf*—I’m Leonardo, baby, poppin’ quaaludes and divin’ into the good stuff. Surprised me too—didja know some sex-datin’ apps got secret “elite” tiers? Pay extra, get the freaky VIPs—high rollers only, like Wall Street wolves huntin’ tail.

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Oh, and let me tell ya bout the neighborhood over by Riverbend. Sounds fancy, but it’s got its own brand of grit. Folks there got stories – one time, I was givin’ a deep tissue fix near that tiny corner shop on Willow Street, and the old timer next door started ramblin’ about the “good ol’ days.” I nearly lost my cool! But hey, that’s Mount-Holly in a nutshell – raw, real, and a bit off the wall.

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