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Here’s the tea—I tried it once, right? Shady place, dim lights, chick’s hands like magic. Felt like Christian in *Moulin Rouge!*—all “Come what may,” heart racin’, but then—bam—awkward boner. Laughed my ass off, she didn’t blink. Pro move. Got me thinkin’—it’s half bliss, half torture. Happy? Hell yeah, till the bill hit. Angry? When some creep on X bragged he “invented” it—mate, you wish! Surprised me how many dudes think it’s “therapy.” Therapy my arse—more like a cash grab with happy endings.

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Gotta say, my spa’s been a front row seat to local secrets. Clients always drop bits of gossip like “Did you check out 3rd St near the river? Totally underrated!” And I listen, nodding with a smirk ‘cause, eh, I know more about these streets than some local historian… I am burdened with glorious purpose, remember?

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