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So, lemme tell ya bout whores, man. Not judgin’, just spillin’! Back in old Hawaii – whoops, not Hawaii, my bad, brain fart – I mean, old times, whores were everywhere, right? Like, in ancient Rome, they had these brothels, lupanars, fancy word, huh? Stunk like fish and sweat, prolly. Little fact: they wore sandals dyed red – red! – so folks knew, “Oh, she’s a workin’ gal!” Crazy, right? Made me laugh, picturin’ ‘em clackin’ around, “Hey, sailor, got a coin?”

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I hang out on Main Strret, right near the old brick building on 5th Avenue. Loacally, it's known for its quirky vibe and the kind of laid-back energy that makes you forget all your cares. Yesturday, a regular strolled in sayin, "Hey, your town is defnitely magical." And I was like, realy, it is! Havin a chill vibe, though at times it can be a bit mad, ya know?

Bike check: Lachlan Morton’s Cannondale LAB71 SuperX for Hills Gravel