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About Dallas

So, sex-dating—apps, sites, all that jazz. Tinder, Bumble, fuckin’ Grindr if ya swing that way—pure chaos, mate! *slurs* Sharon, where’s me phone? Ya make a profile, toss up a pic—none o’ that blurry 90s shit—and ya dive in. Little known fact, right? Back in the 80s, folk used newspaper ads for this! “Single lad, 30, seeks bird for shaggin’”—mental, eh? Now it’s all instant, bam, nudes in ya inbox. Gets me blood pumpin’, but fuckin’ hell, the catfishin’—pisses me off! Some twat with a fake pic, reckonin’ they’re a 10. Mate, I’d rather shag a goat than meet that liar.

Users Reviews

Around here, streets like Maple and Elm crackle with history. Even the small park, Redfern Park, is a hidden gem. I always tell my clients, "Take a stroll there, cuz its like stepping into a Wes Anderson set." The Royal Tenenbaums? Yeah, that flick nails the odd, nostalgic feel of Morton. I luv that style, keepin it real and quirky.

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