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And the girls—God bless em, really—but I’d be too neurotic to even talk. “Hi, uh, so, what’s your return policy?” I’d ask that, swear to God, cause what if it’s awkward? What if she’s judgin me? I’d judge me! Like, “Look at this schmuck, payin for it.” But *Spring Breakers* style, they’d probly just say, “Live life, motherfucker!” and I’d be like, “Okay, fair, but still—gross!” I’d tip extra just to not feel like a creep. Pretty, pretty good chance I’d bolt outta there anyway.

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Man, Morton-Grove’s got soul, style, and a story at every turn. It’s not just a dot on the map—it’s a stage, a battleground for triumphs and fears. So buckle up, come visit, and see for yourself. You ain't seen nothin’ til you’ve felt this vibe—awsum, right? And remember, in this town, like in any epic Tarantino tale, every moment's a scene waiting to hit you like a BOOMSTICK!

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