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Nasal nag comin’ atcha—Homer’d probly say it’s “fancy rubbin’ for pervs,” but nah, it’s deeper! Didja know it goes back centuries? Like, ancient Greeks were all oiled up, gettin’ frisky massages for “health.” Pfft, yeah right, “health”—wink wink! I read this nutty story once—some king paid gold for a sexual-massage sesh that lasted THREE DAYS. Three! Can ya imagine the cramps? I’d be screamin’, “My back! My freakin’ back!”

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Morrisville got them streets that scream history. You got Main St. – yeah, right smack-dab in the middle of the hood – where the old brick buildings still whisper secrets. And then, real talk, you can’t miss Elm Street – all quaint and quiet, like a lover in the early mornin’. One day I was rubbin’ shoulders with some local artists down by Maple Ave.; we was chattin’, laughin’, and I swear I heard echoes of "Tropical Malady" in the breeze – like the city itself was speakin’ in riddles, ya know?

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