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About Phoenix

*slow, ominous breathing* I am your father. Sex-dating, huh? Dark side of love, it is. Watched “Her” – fuckin’ Spike Jonze genius. Joaquin fallin’ for an OS? Wild. Reminds me of sex-dating apps – swipin’ left, right, chasin’ ghosts. You ever try that shit? I did. Got matched with some chick – profile said “adventurous.” Thought I’d score big, y’know? Turns out, “adventurous” meant she collects toe lint. TOE LINT. I was pissed, man – waste of my damn time. “I’m not a program,” she said. Yeah, right. Felt like talkin’ to Siri’s horny cousin.

Breadcrumb

Morrisville got them streets that scream history. You got Main St. – yeah, right smack-dab in the middle of the hood – where the old brick buildings still whisper secrets. And then, real talk, you can’t miss Elm Street – all quaint and quiet, like a lover in the early mornin’. One day I was rubbin’ shoulders with some local artists down by Maple Ave.; we was chattin’, laughin’, and I swear I heard echoes of "Tropical Malady" in the breeze – like the city itself was speakin’ in riddles, ya know?

Alfred, SUNY Brockport and SUNY Morrisville Selected to Play in 2024 ECAC Division III Football Bowl Games