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Here’s the kicker: in Japan, they got “soaplands.” Erotic-massage joints, slippery as hell—sounds like a lawsuit waitin’. Surprised me they’re legal, but I ain’t judgin’. Okay, I am. It’s dumb. Imagine Oh Dae-su gettin’ one—prolly punch the masseuse. I’d pay to see that. Oh, and don’t get me started on “happy endings”—overrated, messy, and I’d rather mow my lawn.

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The massages are good depending on who you get to perform the massage. There is little consistency between therapists as it depends on their style of delivery.

Man, my massage parlor lets me see all sorts – the stressed execs, the lovin’ couples, the lost souls lookin’ for relief. Every knot I unknot, every rub I give, gives me a window into the soul of Morrisville. I got my own little quirks, ya know? I jam out to beats like Lil Wayne’s, droppin’ metaphors 'bout the city’s hustle – "I'm like the river, flowin’ through these streets, givin' life where fear retreats!" Even got my own secret spot – a hole-in-the-wall cafe near River Bend, where a cup of joe and a sweet treat make everything right.

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