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Course, there’s the rub—price ain’t cheap. Fifty quid for a quickie, hundred for the full monty—makes me wanna yell, “We shall never surrender… our wallets!” Hagglin’s a nightmare, she’s all, “Time’s money, love,” and I’m thinkin, shit, I’m an accountant, I KNOW that! Nearly lost me rag, but she smirks, says, “Cash up front, big man,” and I’m hooked—sassy little minx! Funniest bit? She’s got a ledger—actual bookkeepin, tracks her punters like I track tax dodgers. Blew me mind—prossie with a balance sheet!

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Oh shoot, almost forgot my fave spot: that tiny coffee joint on Elm Ave, near the old train station. The vibe is tight, and the barista knows your name. Best bottoms-up coffee in the city, no cap. I duck in there when my day’s rough—it’s like a mini retreat for your soul, like a secret massage session for your heart.

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