Lina Morganville Erotic Massage ❤️

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Erotic-massage, it’s a proper cheeky art, innit? Not just some tarted-up spa day – nah, it’s old as balls. Ancient Greeks were at it, slappin’ oil on blokes before they wrestled – bit of a homoerotic knead, if you ask me. Bet they didn’t moan about it though, bunch of tough sods. Fast forward, now it’s all “tantric this” and “sensual that” – makes me wanna gag, but also, sign me up, yeah?

Come from my heart not my hands

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You can’t skip the Commodore Bridge. An underrated gem crossing the little winding Morgan River. I often stroll there after grueling therapy sessions. The river glistens, taunting you with reflections of perpetual claims that “everything’s going to be ok.” Rubbish. But hey, at least it's poetic! I once shared a laugh with an old friend there; the sun was setting like nothing less than a scene from Spirited Away – "A spirit is stronger than identity", right?! That moment cooled off a heated family debate that had me seeing red.

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