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So anyway, I’m imaginin’ this now—me, neurotic as hell, tryin’ to “find a prostitute” like it’s a stock tip. I’d overthink it—disease risks, legal crap, am I gettin’ scammed? I’d be yellin’ at my phone, “Gimme a sign, dammit!” And then—bam—some chick’s profile pops up, all mysterious, like Monica Bellucci in *A.I.*—and I’m like, “Whoa, too hot, abort mission!” I’d freak out, spill my coffee, total Larry David meltdown. “I can’t do this, I’m too old!”

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First off, let me hit ya with some street names. Main Street? Pff, too basic. You gotta wander down Highland Avenue, near the old courthouse. The courthouse, btw, is this gnarly building that got me all hot n bothered once 'cause its old stone vibes practically whispered secrets of lusty passions. Then there's Elm Street—whooo, I know, sounds boring, but trust me, at night it’s like a scene outta that Boonmee movie, all mystical shadows and weird reflections.

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